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I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text.

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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

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Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, trust her.

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I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.

grettypop (via grettypop)
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darrynek:

save money by not paying your bills

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danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

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I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

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jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

image

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tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

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